18 GAY PEOPle's ChroNICLE NOVEMBER 27, 1998

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The Chronicle is seeking responsible, motivated go-getters to sell advertising for Ohio's largest gay, lesbian newspaper. Experience preferred but if you're dependable and a self-starter, training is available. For an interview call David Ebbert at 216-631-8646.

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Hairdresser needed. Willing to help. Preferably own customer base. Booth rental. Call Christina 216-221-9008.

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'80 VW Rabbit, 2 door hatchback, 4 speed, 135k, good engine, needs front end work. Kentucky car not much rust. Best offer. 216-671-2137. (23)

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1 bedroom large, newly carpeted, porch, Lakewood. Clean and quiet. leave a message after 7 pm. 216-221-9008. (24)

Cleveland Heights Cedar-Lee 2 bedroom 1st floor. $550/per month. No pets. Quiet only. 216229-8185. (24)

East Lakewood double, December 01, 2 bedroom, kitchen appliances, down unit. Garage, laundry, water. $625/per month + security. 216-228-1810.

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2 BR Down, all appliances, washer & dryer, dishwasher, garage. $550 month. ̈216-651-8822.

2 bedroom available now at $470/per month. Quiet residential street off Detroit near Lakewood. Walk to shops, coffee house, and stores. Zip downtown in minutes. Clean, modern building. Compare before you decide. 1 bedroom from $375, off street parking. I cat OK. 216-221-9925. (23)

1 bedroom large, newly carpeted, porch, Lakewood. Clean and quiet. Leave a message after 7pm. 216-221-9008. (24)

1 and 2 bedroom apartments. Fireplaces, hardwood floors, crown moldings, overlooking courtyard. Laundry facilities on premises. Includes water and heat. $375-$500/per month. 8009 Lake Ave. Cleveland. 440-576-0068 or 888-620-0751.

Warren and Hilliard, large 3rd floor, 1 bedroom, appliances, AC, parking. Great landlords! $375/ per month. 440-237-1671. (23)

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Woman to share house, your private living area, fireplace, A/C, garage, near 71 & 480. $335/per month includes utilities. 440-826-3537. (23)

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Roommate wanted to share home on Clifton. $375/per month includes kitchen, washer/dryer. 216-228-2253. (24)

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Roommate wanted to share 5 bedroom house in Cleveland Heights. Located off Fairmount Blvd. $400/per month. 216-932-9023. (24)

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GWM, Furnished suite in historic Heights home. Non-smoker, no pets. All utilities except phone and cable. $375/per month plus deposit. Call Bob at 216-932-8075. (24)

For the health of it! Experience the benefits of a full body massage in the privacy of your home. For info or appt, call 330-504-7150. (Akron area) (26)

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Real Estate

Near Ohio City!

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Totally restored Colonial, 9 rooms, 5 bedrooms, 2 baths totally renovated colonial with all-new, oakcabinet country kitchen. Large living room and dining room. A/C Huge master bedroom. Jacuzzi in sparkling master bath. Rear deck overlooks doublelot back yard. Picket fence. All new roof, furnace, siding, wiring, plumbing. Full basement. Picture windows. In historic area. Must see! 1855 W. 52nd. $119,900. By appointment. $5,950 down. $790/ per month with decent credit. 440-542-9404 or 216-347-0517.

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Interior Painting Exterior Painting + Drywall and more!

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Beyond Ohio City or Tremont

Historic Cedar/Fairmont front porch Victorian, filled with turn of the century charm: stained and leaded glass, carved oak columns and double staircase. Yet fully restored: Hickory and granite kitchen, master suite with ceramic and glass block bath, deck, patio and newer mechanicals, and garage. Total has 4-5 bedrooms, 2 baths, all within walking distance to both Cedar/Fairmont or Coventry! Chris Jurcisin/Jodie Frydl. Smythe Cramer Co. 216-999-8251 or 216-721-1210.

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2 bedroom/down. Fresh paint, clean, pets welcome. On bus line, 10 minutes from Shaker Square. $395/ per month. Available December 1st. 216-229-6537.

ATHAN AND I ARE CHATTING PLEASANTLY IN THE CROWDED THEATRE WAITING FOR THE MOVIE TO BEGIN, WHEN I NOTICE THIS COUPLE SITTING IN FRONT OF US.....

PINK SWEATER DOESN'T SEEM TO NOTICE OR CARE. HE GOES MERRILY ALONG, LAUGHING AND TALKING AND FLIRTING, HIS EYES NEVER SEEMING TO LEAVE THE BOYFRIEND'S FACE FINALLY, IN A BURST OF AFFECTION, HE THROWS HIS ARM AROUND BOYFRIEND, WHO VISIBLY BRISTLES.

Roommate wanted to share three bedroom home with two others. Off Clifton. $325/per month plus phone includes kitchen, washer/dryer, and parking. 216-228-0861.

Announcements

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Screw personal trainer fees!

WM, 38, looking for dedicated, early AM workout partner at Rocky River or downtown gym. Mutual motivation. Sorry, already have lover. Leave message. 216-252-7749. (24)

THE FIRST GUY IS WEARING A PINK SWEATER AND A MICROWAVE TAN, AND HE'S GOT HIS HAIR COMBED OVER TO COVER UP THE BALD SPOT. HIS BOYFRIEND IS DRESSED IN BLACK AND HAS BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES. YOUR TYPICAL COUPLEI FIGURE THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR A WHILE NOW.

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I REALLY WANT TO GRAB THIS IDIOT AND SHAKE SOME SENSE INTO HIM: "ARE YOU REALLY THAT STUPID?! CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MAKING HIM HATE YOU? BACK OFF BE A LITTLE COOL DUMBASS!=

Erotica

Erotica Personals are on page 17

BY ROBERT KIRBY THE PINK SWEATER GUY IS THE AFFECTIONATE TYPE. HE LEANS IN TO TALK,SHOULDER TO SHOULDER, WHILE THE BOYFRIEND PULLS AWAY, VAINLY TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME DISTANCE.

I GLANCE OVER AT NATHAN, WHO'S OBLIVIOUS. I NOTICE I'VE HAD MY HAND ON HIS KNEE ALL ALONG, LIKE I JUST CAN'T HELP IT, LIKE I NEVER CAN HELP IT, BUT NO WAY AMIGONNA END UP LIKE OLI PINK SWEATER THERE.

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